A skinny boy with a funny name who became the President

I heard a quote which was attributed to have been said by President Barack Obama himself, 'I was a skinny boy with a funny name. Only in America my dream could have come true'.

Well, at last his presidency has been inaugurated today. The whole world is going gaga over this. In India, we are rejoicing the historic moment and the media is praising how justice has prevailed. You see, in India we had got rid off caste; social inequalities have been leveled; and women's rightful place has been restored. The only issue that has been bothering us was the racial problems in America! The problem is solved now. The media can rest peacefully!